PLAYER 1 — READY
JOÃO
BRANCO
Software engineer · from "Hello, World" to agent swarms
PLAYER ORIGIN: Portugal 🇵🇹 · builds products that make money and help the masses
johnywhite.dev · INSERT COFFEE TO CONTINUE
SECRET ITEM · MONSTER ULTRA WHITE
+50 energy · developer fuel since the bedroom days.
One can hides in every level.
LEVEL 1 · HIGH SCHOOL
The First Line
Liceu João de Deus · 2018–2021
XP 0 / 100
Achievement unlocked — Hello, World!
It starts in a teenage bedroom, on a machine that hums louder than it thinks.
SECRET ITEM · MONSTER ULTRA WHITE
+50 energy · developer fuel since the bedroom days.
One can hides in every level.
LEVEL 2 · UNIVERSITY
Side Quests
BSc Computer Science · ISCTE · 2021–2024
XP 0 / 100
Achievement unlocked — First Real Users
Computer Science at ISCTE, Lisbon. Theory by day — bigger, riskier builds by night.
SECRET ITEM · MONSTER ULTRA WHITE
+50 energy · developer fuel since the bedroom days.
One can hides in every level.
LEVEL 3 · FREELANCE YEARS
Open for Business
Client work · 2023–2025
XP 0 / 100
Achievement unlocked — Repeat Customer
Word gets around: the CS student builds websites. Clients start appearing.
SECRET ITEM · MONSTER ULTRA WHITE
+50 energy · developer fuel since the bedroom days.
One can hides in every level.
LEVEL 4 · KPMG
Corporate Arc
IT Audit · 2024–2025
XP 0 / 100
Achievement unlocked — Double Life
Then the elevator ride up: KPMG. Suits, audits, and the IT systems of serious companies under the microscope.
SECRET ITEM · MONSTER ULTRA WHITE
+50 energy · developer fuel since the bedroom days.
One can hides in every level.
LEVEL 5 · ZOI
The Agent Era
Cloud & AI Engineer · 2025–present
XP 0 / 100
Achievement unlocked — Agent Orchestrator
Now: Zoi. Cloud computing and AI engineering — and the side quests went international.